i am endlessly miserable at using html may god save me

as i'm sure is evident, my site is very, very ugly. i will work my awesome cosmetic magic and make this place beautiful. trust me dude.

some things that are currently here will be replaced as my kool internet skillz improve and i become competent at creating a visually appealing and functional little corner for myself on the net.

above is my site 88x31 button. once i figure out how to properly add the html alongside it so you (my faithful viewer that totally isn't me) can add it to your own site. that's the goal, man. this place is essentially patchwork; it's sampling! this whole page was created out of inspiration from other websites, using resources, graphics, etc. i will credit them under the sites/credits tab, of course. this is very fun.